[ Honestly he sort of hoped to distract them long enough for Crichton to knock them out. But, this works just as well as he supposes. The Doctor pulls out his deadly serious face--well the one he can without needing to be extremely cross. ]

Intruders? Intruders! That is entirely rude of you. For example, do you know what it actually takes to mess with the controls of a highly intelligent ship such as this? No, of course you don't, because you haven't got brains. You only follow orders. Shame, really. I would of liked to have some sort of conversation with you lot.

[ Out comes the sonic screwdriver and he points it behind him. A high pitch whirl comes out before some of the panels explode to distract them. Then he grabs Crichton's arm and starts dragging him off. ]

Where are the transport pods on this ship?!